1. memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

this guy was watching the Gangnam Style music video with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Psy’s work and he’s like “so basically it’s about saying hey to sexy ladies and dancing like you’re riding a horse” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everybody a mother father gentleman” it’s precious

Oppdate: I gangnam

    memetriarchy:

    memetriarchy:

    memetriarchy:

    this guy was watching the Gangnam Style music video with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

    he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Psy’s work and he’s like “so basically it’s about saying hey to sexy ladies and dancing like you’re riding a horse” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everybody a mother father gentleman” it’s precious

    Oppdate: I gangnam

  2. mariowiki:

    Mama Mia

  3. Send n00dz

    whinywitch:

    Snapchat: uhlecksizz

  4. b00tycake:

Jiggle

    b00tycake:

    Jiggle

  5. livefrombmore:

CoCo

    livefrombmore:

    CoCo

  6. Coco_rochell - Imgur

Thick, gorgeous, luscious locks? Oh my

    Coco_rochell - Imgur

    Thick, gorgeous, luscious locks? Oh my

  7. empress-of-derp:

    onlyblackgirl:

    foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

    Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

    That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

    image

  8. sweetmadameblue:

    theouijagirl:

    kerplunkers:

    hypo-thermic:

    yogaboi:

    toocooltobehipster:

    To donate £5 to the charity supporting the male victims of domestic abuse, text the message: MKDV46 to 70070
    Click here to watch the video

    At first I though this was a joke

    Don’t ignore this Tumblr

    Yet they still do even when it’s right in their face.

    This reminds me of how a friend of mine was abused by the mother of his child. She was mentally unstable and used to berate him constantly and would smack him in the head all the time. It really pissed me off. Then one night she threw hot coffee in his face and tried to stab him with a screwdriver. The cops hauled him off to jail because she made up a sob story that painted herself as the victim. 

    Once he left her, he stayed with me and it was a nightmare. She stalked him and me. She would drive by my house obsessively at all hours of the day and night (her muffler made a weird sound so I know it was her). She started showing up at my job, showing up at the places I frequented around town, and filling up my voicemail with dead air. The cops were no help.

    One day she got bold enough to talk her way into my home by conning my elderly grandmother, whom I was taking care of, while I was out. She went in my room and went through my stuff (creepy), then found him napping on the couch and attacked him. My grandmother witnessed the whole thing. He grabbed her by the arms, forced her out the front door, and locked it. The cops were called again. They said they’d go and ‘talk’ to her.

    The next day we were watching a movie and there was a knock at the door. The police had come to arrest him. She filed a complaint against him and shown off some bruises on her arms from the altercation that she swore were completely unprovoked. My grandmother saw the whole thing since she was in the living room too and testified on his behalf. He still ended up serving jail time.
    No one takes male domestic violence victims seriously. They only see males as perpetrators.

        

  9. stop:

    ven0moth:

    i need a moment

    I thought this was gonna be exactly like how it was in the show…. boy was I wrong

  10. 
You know what I want, babe? Cool guys like you out of my life.

    You know what I want, babe? Cool guys like you out of my life.

    (Source: mrgolightly)

  11. batreaux:

    unexplained-events:

    Tyson the Swan

    Tyson will attack you if you come within a two-mile stretch of the Grand Union Canal in Bugbrooke, Northamptonshire. Joe Davies learned this the hard way and capsized.

    SOURCE

    *headstrong by trapt plays*

  12. (Source: tethrasing)

  13. (Source: nyiro)

  14. screenburned:

talooka:

This is what you look like as a baby in Fallout 3

i love you, small son

    screenburned:

    talooka:

    This is what you look like as a baby in Fallout 3

    i love you, small son

  15. (Source: natebynight)